What a huge turnout for the final sendoff. I didn't see many tears from family, clearly their thoughts had turned elsewhere as the buses rolled out of Newport carpark on a magic Sunday morning. I did overhear a couple of yummymummies saying that they were off to Coolangatta for some cosmetic surgery, is this the new Newport mantra, "Dads away breasts at play"?
The rumours were swilling fast through the crowd, had our diligent treasurer Barry Towns scooted off to Sth America with our hard earned funds, or was he still under the table at Bilgola Surf Life Saving Club celebrating it's 60th birthday. Fortunately he made the bus, 24 minutes late which was duly noted by the Court reps, we are eagerly awaiting Lisa's version of events on this tardiness, we cannot make much sense out of Barry.
The bus passengers noted the heavy handedness of our court jesters (judges). Justice James (angus) claims that the judiciary is above the law, claiming he is exempt from wearing the uniform. We all await with bated breath the first Kangaroo Court on Monday morning, will the Judges maintain a suitable standard by reprimanding one of their own for such a vagrant abuse of tour protocol.
Steve Crawford has been reviewing the tour questionaire's by the players. Clearly, a theme is setting in as to the most likely candidates to appear before the courts. The first candidates will be Tyson Damp and Josh Tyler for their reckless disrepect for tour gear, Barry Towns for not skipping to Mexico and Justice James for blatantly disregarding tour protocol. I did see a couple of Dads with kids in tow heading into the calm of the first class lounge, elitism is at large on our tour and this should be stamped out immediately by the judges.
Flight is called, happy days!
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Could you put Peter Farrugia on top of the list for the court. The Mums of Newport were at that car park for one reason only and that was to glimpse Peter in his wrist bands and affro. What a disappointment! Not happy Murray!
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