Kangaroo Court kept busy with multiple accusations

The last sitting of the Kangaroo Court on tour was a busy one with multiple accusations against tourists.

First up was Nigel Leck who was charged with offensive language. Nigel allegedly burst into a players room containing 30 boys at 12.30am last night and formed a 6 word sentance with 5 "descriptive adjective" words. In presenting his defence, Nigel simply said that "Mr Hyde came out last night". Nigel was given a suspended sentance on the basis of his work within the outstanding security team.

Dylan Thompson, breakaway extroadinaire, was accused of self grooming whilst playing rugby against the fijians. The charged was held over due to Dylan's absence in court.

Josh Fenely was accused by a number of his peers of farting whilst they were attempting to talk to two 14year old girls that were at the resort. As soon as the alleged offence occured, the two girls left immediately. Josh was found guilty as charged.

John Slack-Smith was accused by Dylan Thompson of not knowing the club song after the boat trip to mystery island yesterday. John strongly denied the charges and led a selection of the boys (who had yesterday had their hair beaded!) in a stiring rendition of the song. The charges were thrown out by the court.

The most serious charge of the day was levelled at the Cahill family. John and Jordan were both brought up on charges relating to an incident were Jordan was accused of urinating off the games room balcony. On this allegation, John has then preceded to write a 3 page defence of his son and then broke in to Greg Donlan's room to present the evidence to him in the very early hours of this morning.

Both were found guilty immediately and have been presented the day's Flipper award.