Impersonation of Judges continues in the Kangaroo Court

The Kangaroo court sat again on Tuesday morning to consider evidence from three seperate matters that occured on the first day in Fiji.

John Cahill was alleged to have been seen walking through the resort in the early hours of Tuesday morning with the resort clock from the reception desk to ensure he knew what the time was. He was also found in the early hours by hotel security practising his yoga moves on the slippery dip in the children's playground, upside down and asleep at the time. John was found guilty as charged.

Harry Jones was accused by his fellow playing tourists, whilst the court was in session, of to much self awareness, bum slapping, nipple tampering and topless parading through the resort. Harry was actually asleep in his room whilst the court was in session and he was found Guilty as charged in absentia.

The most serious charge of the day was levelled at Murray McGain and Steve Crawford for their late arrival to the first tour meeting on Monday morning. Murray had stressed to all tourists on Sunday that the meeting was compulsory and to be there on time. At 9.01am, to the great delight of the touring party, the door to the conference room was locked and both Murray and Steve were found guily as charged.

Murray took legal advice from his council, Rob Davies, and attemted to deflect all blame onto Steve, unsuccessfully. In sentencing, the court considered the seriousness of their offence and declared that they be given the Flipper award for the day. This award entails the wearing, at all times in public, of the special Flipper tour hats.....